加菲是只猫：加菲猫经典语录（中英对照）

　　Garfield is an orange, fuzzy, tabbycat born in the kitchen of an Italian restaurant and immediately ate all the pasta and lasagnain sight, thus developing his love and obsessionfor lasagna. Garfield hates exercise. He is known for saying breathing is exercise.

　　加菲是一只橘色，毛茸茸的条纹猫。他出生在一家意大利面餐厅的厨房。刚出生时，他就把眼前的所有意大利面跟千层面都吃光了！这导致了他日后对千层面的猖獗酷爱。加菲十分厌恶运动，他有句名言：呼吸也是运动。

　　In addition to being portrayedas lazy and fat, Garfield is also pessimistic, sadistic, cynical, sarcastic, sardonicand a bit obnoxious. He enjoys destroying things, maulingthe mailman, tormenting Odie, kicking Odie off the table; he also makes snide comments, usually about Jon's inability to get a date. Though Garfield can be very cynical, he does have a soft side for his teddy bear, Pooky, food and sleep.

　　除了被描绘成懒惰的肥猫，加菲也是一只消极达观、尖酸刻薄、让人有些反感的猫。它不仅爱好破坏东西，欺负邮递员，折磨Odie（把Odie从桌子上踢下去）。还经常讥讽 Jon，嘲笑他那些不成功的约会。只管加菲看上去很疾世愤俗，不过它的心底里也有柔软的地方哦，加菲很爱它的泰迪熊、Pooky，喜欢吃喜好睡。

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　　Money is not everything. There's Mastercard &Visa.

　　钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。

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　　One should love animals. They are so tasty.

　　每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。

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　　Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 本文来自：英语之家

　　要节省用水，尽量跟女友一起洗澡。

　　Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 本文来自：英语之家

　　每个成功男人的背地，都有一个女人。每个不胜利男人确当面，都有两个。 本文来自：英语之家

　　"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.

　　当初的空想决定着你的将来，所以还是再睡一会吧。

　　"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? 本文来自：英语之家

　　努力工作不会导致去世亡！不外我不会用自己去证明。

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　　"Work fascinatesme." I can look at it for hours! 内容来自

　　工作好有意思耶！尤其是看着别人工作。 内容来自

　　When two's company, three's the result!

　　两个人的状态是不牢固的，三个人才是！（孤男寡女的结果必定是诞生第三个人。）

　　The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.

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　　学的越多，知道的越多；知道的越多，忘却的越多；忘记的越多,英语书面语，晓得的就越少。所以咱们干嘛要学习。 本文来自：英语之家