The secret of longevity 长寿秘诀

 A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch

一位女士走向坐在门廊的椅子上摇动的小老头。

 "Find me inadvertently, how happy you are," she said. "What is the secret to yourhappiness and longevity?"

“我无意中发现，你是多么幸福，”那女士说。“你幸福而长寿的秘密是什么？”

 "Three packs of cigarettes every day I smoke, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never, ever exercise."

“我每天抽三包烟，每周喝一箱威士忌，吃高脂肪食品，而且从来不曾锻炼。”

 "Oh,it's amazing,"said ms..How old is you

“哦，真神奇，”女士说。“你高寿？”

  Twenty-six. 

“二十六。”