2012愚人节整人方法50招（中英文对照）

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　　众所周知，在愚人节这一天，整人可是“合法”的，对朋友、同事、甚至家人的恶搞都能受到大家的理解。很多人绞尽脑汁想着各种愚人节整人的方法。目的除了在这一天让别人成为愚人更重要的是大家从中得到的那种简单的快乐。以下是2012愚人节整人方法50招。希望对你有所帮助哦。

　　50、借别人的手机，把语言设置为一种外语。

　　49、在别人的电脑上更改Google的语言设置。

　　48、把办公室咖啡机里的咖啡换成无咖啡因咖啡。

　　47、把洗手间门上的男女指示牌互换。

　　46、在别人的办公室里到处藏些香味浓重的空气清新块。

　　45、往硬纸盒装的牛奶里加入食用色素。

　　44、在别人的汽车挡风玻璃清洗液里加入食用色素。

　　43、把别人电脑键盘上的按键随意调换几个。

　　42、把门上的“推”和“拉”标志互换。

　　41、把食品藏在垃圾桶里，有人经过时抓出来吃。

　　40、在奥利奥的管装奶油包装里灌满牙膏请别人吃。

　　39、把别人的香烟烟嘴在Orajel牙疼水里浸一浸，让他抽烟时嘴唇发麻。

　　38、带多套衣服去上班，每隔一小时换一次，并且装作若无其事。

　　37、舀点水在手心里，对着别人的后脑勺假装打喷嚏。

　　36、从别人的办公室里拿走点什么，并留下一封勒索信。

　　35、在同事的Outlook日历里新增几条带警报提醒的怪异安排。

　　34、隐藏别人电脑桌面上的所有图标，并把壁纸换成隐藏图标前的桌面截图。

　　33、如果办公楼只有一个入口，在门上挂一块“请使用其他入口”标志。

　　32、在别人的汽车排气管里放个气球，车发动时发出爆炸声。

　　31、把别人的电话听筒粘在底座上。

　　30、取下门把手，装到门的另一侧，并且让门开着。

　　29、找一扇常用的门，沿门框把整扇门用塑料薄膜包起来。

　　28、把马桶用塑料薄膜包起来。

　　27、藏一枝水枪，走进洗手间，找个正在小便的人站在他身边，假装小便的样子，每隔几秒钟往墙上喷一点水。

　　26、在别人车上留张便条，为一起从没实际发生事故道歉。

　　25、用胶水把所有鸡蛋粘在纸箱里。

　　24、把冰箱里的所有鸡蛋都煮熟，再放回去。

　　23、在一条肥皂上涂满卸甲油，这样肥皂不再起泡。

　　22、把别人车里的所有设置调到最大，比如暖气、收音机音量、雨刷、打开每个人的车开到最大设置：热，收音机，雨刷、座椅角度等。

　　21、在别人的鼠标底部贴一小片即时贴，他会以为鼠标坏掉了。

　　20、把冰箱门把手换到打不开的一侧。

　　19、给两个人打会议电话，不说话，只听。

　　18、在报纸上为别人的房屋打出售广告。

　　17、在别人的笔尖上涂卸甲油，笔就会写不出字。

　　16、在别人办公桌上方的天花板里藏一台小收音机，音量开到很小。

　　15、在别人的电吹风里塞些婴儿爽身粉。

　　14、在别人车毂盖里放几个弹珠。

　　13、给别人留一个当心恶作剧的便条，却什么也不做。

　　12、用橡皮筋把厨房水槽上的洗手液开关固定在打开位置。

　　11、在洗手间唯一的马桶前放一条裤子和一双鞋，看上去始终有人在用。

　　10、在别人车的排气管里倒入植物油，发动时会冒黑烟。

　　9、在别人卧室里藏个闹钟，闹铃设为凌晨3点。

　　8、卸下淋浴龙头，在水管里放个嘘嘘糖，再把龙头拧回去。

　　7、卸下淋浴龙头，在水管里放块鸡汤调味料，再把龙头拧回去。

　　6、把别人的抽屉或文件柜按照不同的顺序整理一遍。

　　5、在杯底粘上一块磁铁，放到车顶上，开着车四处兜风。

　　4、往洗手液里加食用色素。

　　3、在报纸上为别人发布家庭特卖的广告，时间定在清晨6点。

　　2、买些内衣，写上一个同事的名字，扔在办公室的洗手间地板上。

　　1、把别人的电脑屏保换成蓝屏死机图。

　　50 easy April Fool’s Day pranks to play on your friends

　　April Fool’s Day is one of the best days of the year. On no other day are you “legally” allowed to play jokes and pranks on your friends, family and co-workers and have a built-in excuse. Some people will go to great lengths to pull off elaborate gags on those around them but sometimes it’s just as fun to play smaller, simpler pranks on as many people as possible throughout the day. That’s where we come in. Here are 50 pranks you can play on people with very little effort, yet still reap much joy out of the end results. (And be sure to add your own great April Fool’s Day gags in the comments so we have even more ideas!)

　　50. Borrow someone’s cell phone and change the language setting to a foreign language.

　　49. Change the language for Google on someone’s computer.

　　48. Change the coffee in the office coffee maker to decaf.

　　47. Swap the signs on the men’s and ladies’ rest rooms.

　　46. Hide scented air fresheners all over someone’s office.

　　45. Add food coloring to milk that comes in a cardboard container.

　　44. Add food coloring to the windshield washer fluid of someone’s car.

　　43. Switch around random keys on someone’s keyboard who isn’t a very good typist.

　　42. Switch the Push and Pull signs on a set of doors.

　　41. Hide food in a trash can and when someone comes by grab some and eat it.

　　40. Replace Oreo cream-filling with toothpaste and offer one to someone.

　　39. Dip the tips of someone’s cigarettes in Orajel so their lips will go numb.

　　38. Bring multiple sets of clothes to work, change every hour, and act like nothing’s different.

　　37. Cup some water in your hand and pretend to sneeze on the back of someone’s head.

　　36. Take something from someone’s office and leave them a ransom note.

　　35. Add several odd appointments with alarms set to go off during the day to a co-worker’s Outlook calendar.

　　34. Hide all of the desktop icons on someone’s computer and replace the monitor’s wallpaper with a screen-shot of their desktop.

　　33. Put a “Please Use Other Door” sign on the entrance to your office building if it only has one entrance.

　　32. Put a balloon on the tailpipe of a someone’s car so it will pop when they start their car.

　　31. Glue the headset of someone’s phone down to the cradle.

　　30. Take the door knob off a door and put it back on backwards, then lock it and leave the door open.

　　29. Put plastic wrap around the door frame of a commonly used door.

　　28. Cover a toilet seat with plastic wrap.

　　27. Take a squirt gun into the rest room stall next to someone and shoot little drops over the wall every couple of seconds while pretending to pee.

　　26. Leave a note on someone’s car apologizing for an accident that never actually happened.

　　25. Glue all the eggs into the carton.

　　24. Hard boil all the eggs in the carton and place them back in the refrigerator.

　　23. Paint a bar of soap completely with clear nail polish so it won’t suds up.

　　22. Turn every setting in someone’s car to the maximum: the heat, the radio, the wipers, the seats, etc.

　　21. Place a small piece of Post-it note over the ball under someone’s computer mouse so that it won’t work.

　　20. Switch the handles on the refrigerator to the side that doesn’t open.

　　19. Conference call two people then don’t say anything, just listen.

　　18. Place a ‘house for sale’ ad in the newspaper for someone’s home.

　　17. Paint the tips of someone’s pen and pencil with clear nail polish so none of them work.

　　16. Hide a small radio in the ceiling tiles above someone’s desk and turn it on very softly.

　　15. Fill someone’s hair-dryer with baby powder.

　　14. Put marbles in the hubcaps of someone’s car.

　　13. Leave cryptic notes warning someone of an impending prank then do nothing all day.

　　12. Rubber band the sprayer on the kitchen sink into the “on” position.

　　11. Place a pair of pants and shoes inside the only toilet stall in a rest room to make it appear someone is using it all day.

　　10. Pour vegetable oil on the exhaust of someone’s car so it will smoke when started up.

　　9. Hide an alarm clock in someone’s bedroom and set it for 3:00 a.m.

　　8. Remove the shower head and place a Lifesavers candy in it, then put the head back on.

　　7. Remove the shower head and place a chicken bouillon cube in it, then put the head back on.

　　6. Rearrange somebody’s drawers or file cabinets in a different order.

　　5. Tape magnets to the bottom of a cup, put it on the roof of your car and drive around.

　　4. Put food coloring in the hand soap dispenser.

　　3. Put an ad in the paper for a garage sale at someone’s house beginning at 6 a.m.

　　2. Buy some underwear, write a co-worker’s name in them, then leave them on the floor of the office bathroom.

　　1. Install the Blue Screen of Death screen-saver on someone’s computer.

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