四级口语学习微博经典吐槽语句

1. Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions; they pass no criticisms. 四级口语：动物真是合意的友人啊，它们啥都不问，啥也不吐槽。--George Eliot

2. Job is an acronym for "Just Over Broke." 工作(job)就是“比破产强一点(Just Over Broke)”的缩写。

3. A: “你爸叫什么名字？” B：“蒋英宇。” A: “What's your father's name."

4. Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it.四级口语： 别跟我装傻，这个我更擅长。

5. Never tell your problems to anyone...20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them. 甭向别人倒苦水了。20%的人基础不会在意，另外的80%正因你的痛楚而偷乐呢。

6. I can only please one person per day. Today isn't your day...and tomorrow doesn't look good either。我每天只取悦一个人。今天轮不到你，英语，明天将来貌似也不乐观。

7. 人们都说，COMPLETE 跟 FINISH这两个单词不差别。切实，差异不是个别的大噢！If you marry the right person, you are COMPLETE. 如果你嫁对了人，人生就完整了。 If you marry the wrong one, you are FINISHED! 假如你嫁错了人，人生就玩完了！

8. When guys get jealous, it's kinda cute. When girls get jealous，World War III is about to start.四级口语： 男人吃醋，有点小可恶。女人吃醋，第三次世界大战要暴发了。

9. 每个人身边都有那么一两个让你哭笑不得想骂他“脑残”的友人。说他brain-impaired吧，语气又太重了，免费学习英语的网站，那么不妨试试这句话吧：Your brain has two parts: the left and the right. Your left brain has nothing right, and your right brain has nothing left. 大家觉得这句话怎么翻译比较好呢？

10. PhD的另类四级口语阐明：1. Permanent Head Damage永恒性脑残2. Piled Higher and Deeper埋在书堆里3. Public Hated Degree没人喜好的学位4. Potential Heavy Drinker潜在酗酒者5. Parents Have Debts父母欠债6. Please Hire. Desperate扫兴中，快雇我！7. People Having Dreams 有空想的人