英语搞笑故事：老板最大

英语阅读最大的乐趣莫过于看到那一篇篇非常搞笑的英语故事呢？下面这篇英语搞笑故事，讲述了三只鹦鹉，一只鹦鹉明明很平常，却是最贵的，为什么呢？

英语搞笑故事英文版：　　

There was a guy who went into a shop to buy a parrot. There werethree parrots in the shop. One was $5,000; another one, $10,000; and the third one, $30,000. The customer asked the owner, "How come this guy is $5,000? That's so expensive for this kindof parrot." The owner said, "Because I have trained him and he can talk." So the customer asked him, "How about this guy? What can he do that makes him so expensive?" The owner said, "Well, apart from talking, he can also do some amusing actions,like dancing and so on. That's why he's so expensive." Then the customer said, "How about the third one? What canhe do that makes him so expensive?" The owner of the shopsaid, "I don't know. Normally, I have never heard him talk, nor dance, nor whistle, nor sing, nothing at all! But the other two call him 'The Boss.'"
英文搞笑古树中文翻译：
有个人到一间商店买鹦鹉。店里有三只鹦鹉，其中一只卖五千元，另一只卖一万元，还有一只卖三万元。顾客问老板：「为什么这只有卖五千元？这个价钱对这种鹦鹉来说太贵了！」老板说：「因为我有训练他讲话。」顾客又问：「那这只呢？他会做什么？为什么要卖这么贵？」老板说：「他除了谈判话之外，还会表演一些有趣的动作，比方说舞蹈等等，所以才卖这么贵。」顾客接着又问：「那第三只呢？他会做什么？为什么要卖这么贵？」老板说：「我不知道。我从没听过他讲话、吹口哨或唱歌，也没看过他跳舞，什么都不！不过另外两只叫他：『老板！』」

这篇英语幽默笑话，您猜到结局了吗？如果猜到了，那么，亲，您这是非常具有幽默搞笑气质，完全是朋友群中的开心果。英语阅读故事，开心每一天。

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