• 05-112015
    阅读幽默:爸一直在付钱呢
    .Efe632 { display:none; }   A little kid fell in love with another little kid, a school mate. Sometimes the kids think they fall in love when they have a crush on someone else in the class, when they're eight or ten y...
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    英语幽默故事精选(7)
    .Iru564 { display:none; } ,英语学习网站   Son: Dad, give me a dime.   Father: Son, don't you think you're getting too big to be forever begging for dimes?   Son: I guess you're right, Dad, Give me a doll...
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    .Nss419 { display:none; }   Mr. Smith: Waiter,英语培训, there's a dead fly in my soup.   Waiter: Yes, sir, I know---it's the heat that kills it.   史密斯先生:服务员,我的汤里有一只逝世苍蝇.   服务员:是的,先生,我知道了,它是被烫去世的. CopyRight .com
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    英语幽默故事精选(5)
    .Uns778 { display:none; }   Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today?   Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years.   一名伟人   ...
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    英语幽默故事精选(4)
    .Yhd561 { display:none; }   Child:My uncle has 1000 men under him.   Man:He is really somebody.What does do?   Child:A maintenance man in a cemetery   他真是一个大人物   小孩:我叔叔下面有1000个人。   男人:他真...
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    幽默阅读:票被剪了
    .Xij159 { display:none; }   Tom is a little boy, and he is only seven years old. Once he goes to a cinema. It is the first time for him to do that. He buys a ticket and goes in. But after two or three minutes he ...
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    幽默阅读:孩子,鸡蛋呢?
    .Dfp946 { display:none; }   Where is the egg? Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"? Student:Yes.I ate a piece of cake yesterday. Teacher:Then where is the "egg"? Student:In the cake,Sir. 老师:你能用"鸡蛋"一词...
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    幽默阅读:安息药
    .Rik548 { display:none; }   Sleeping Pills Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills. Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was ...
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    英语搞笑故事:醉酒
    .Nzy650 { display:none; } 英语搞笑故事 让您开心每一天。 英语搞笑故事原文: One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now,...
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    幽默阅读:好孩子
    .Gbj857 { display:none; }   A Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the ...
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    .Lkw576 { display:none; }   A man was going to the house of some rich person. As he went along the road, he saw a box of good apples at the side of the road. He said, "I do not want to eat those apples; for the...
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    .Zyu473 { display:none; }   he lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again, and said he:"Let me ask the evolutionist a question --- if we had tails like a baboon, where are they...
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    .Ohr554 { display:none; }   TWO: Teacher:We all know that beat causes an object to expand an cold cauese it to contract. Now,can anyone give me a good example?   John:Well ,in the summer the days are long,英语书...
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    .Cyg906 { display:none; }   "I'm sorry ,Madam ,but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy's tooth ."   "Twenty d ollars! Why ,I understand you to say that you charged only four doll...
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    英语搞笑故事:老板最大
    .Iya357 { display:none; } 英语阅读最大的乐趣莫过于看到那一篇篇非常搞笑的英语故事呢?下面这篇英语搞笑故事,讲述了三只鹦鹉,一只鹦鹉明明很平常,却是最贵的,为什么呢? 英语搞笑故事英文版:   There was a guy who went into a shop to buy a parrot....
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    幽默阅读:妈妈,12岁一定来看你
    .Qve289 { display:none; } When my wife went in the hospital for surgery several years ago, a rule prohibited children under 12 from visiting patients. Our 11 -year -old seemed to understand, but our six -year -...
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    英语幽默故事偷情
    .Zap296 { display:none; }     偷情    A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her husband's best friend. They make love for hours,英语学习网站, and afterward    they're just lying there, enjo...
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    英语幽默故事Work that look
    .Vdg309 { display:none; }  Work that look    Workwear is having a revival. This is American workwear: there is a company that specialises in traditional British workwear 内容来自www. .com    (it's called Old Town Cl...
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    英语幽默故事Whose Father Was the Stronger
    .Wgq874 { display:none; } Whose Father Was the Stronger    Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger. Will said,英语书面语, “Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father's the one who dug the h...
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    英语幽默故事Who Signed the Declaration of Independ
    .Ohz652 { display:none; }   Who Signed the Declaration of Independence CopyRight .com    A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. "Johnny, who signed the Declaration of Independence?" CopyRight .com    He s...