• 05-112015
    英语幽默故事:Im a Police Officer
    .Vgz345 { display:none; }   警察在我们心目中是不是特别的帅,特别的见义勇为,其实,警察也是人,他们也会有害怕的时候。英语幽默故事带您走进胆小警察的天地。     When my husband, Jack, was a police officer, he once approached a home guarded b...
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    英语幽默故事28. A Tough Teacher
    .Lgm775 { display:none; }   28. A Tough Teacher     A school teacher friend of mine injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. On his first day of the term, still with the ca...
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    阅读训练:管道工
    .Znr450 { display:none; }   A Plumber     My daughter Judy, who works for a plumbing company, found herself in need of a plumber at home. When she got to work, she asked that a plumber be sent. For several days her ...
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    幽默的故事: My water Thinks So
    .Lsa286 { display:none; }   笑声越大,越幸福哦。”My water Thinks So“幽默的故事英文版:     Reading water meters in an unfamiliar part of town, I came upon a house with no number. Then I noticed an elderly man gardening at...
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    英语幽默故事25. A Woman Who Fell
    .Xeu198 { display:none; }  25. A Woman Who Fell     It was rush hour and I was dashing to a train in New York City's Grand Central Terminal - As I neared the gate, a plump, middle-aged woman sprinted up from behind,...
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    英语幽默故事24. Saving Grace
    .Yxy133 { display:none; }   24. Saving Grace     Vacationing in Hawaii, my husband and I went out to dinner one night at one of its finest restaurants - When presented with the check, my husband reached into his pocket...
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    英语幽默故事23. A Bad Doctor
    .Sso545 { display:none; }   23. A Bad Doctor     A man walked into a doctor's examining room. CopyRight .com     "Put out your tongue," the doctor said. 内容来自www. .com     The man put out his tongue and the...
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    英语幽默故事22. Job Technique
    .Paf316 { display:none; }    22. Job Technique     Vacationing on the island of Oahu, we were waiting in our tour bus for some stragglers to show up. A man, obviously not with our group, approached the bus and was ab...
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    英语幽默故事21. Ive Just Bitten My Tongue
    .Yli584 { display:none; }   21. Ive Just Bitten My Tongue     "Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother. 内容来自www. .com     "Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?" CopyRight .com     "Cause I...
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    英语幽默故事20. Coffee Problem
    .Cxy511 { display:none; }  20. Coffee Problem     A man was at the doctor's office. "Every time I drink a cup of coffee, Doctor, I have a stabbing pain in my right eye. What should I do?" he asked .     "Take...
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    小学英语阅读理解: I'll Keep it on My Floor
    .Slf849 { display:none; }   快乐学英语,就让小幽默故事开始吧。这篇小学英语阅读理解就让我们开始起航哦。     My 16-year-old son, Jeff, is a boy any parent would be proud of --until you see the floor of his room, covered with laye...
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    英语幽默故事19. I Never Work after Supper
    .Lue354 { display:none; }  19. I Never Work after Supper     A penny-pinching farmer didn't want his hired hand to stop working. One morning, he told the farmhand, "It's such a nuisance to come in from the field,, wash...
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    英语幽默故事18. Nest and Hair
    .Zxr317 { display:none; }   18. Nest and Hair     My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom.     "What kind of bird...
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    英语幽默故事17. I Want to Get Out
    .Ayz121 { display:none; }   17. I Want to Get Out     A bar owner locked up his place at 2 a. m. and went home to sleep. He had been in bed only a few minutes when the phone rang." What time do you open up in ...
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    英语幽默故事16. Mothers Feet
    .Upm491 { display:none; }   16. Mothers Feet     To prevent our dog, Lacy, from pestering visitors to our house, my mother often massaged her as she lounged beneath the kitchen table, her favorite resting spot. One day ...
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    英语幽默故事15. It Seemed like Hours
    .Zdv214 { display:none; }   15. It Seemed like Hours     As a band instructor at an elementary school, I require my students to turn in practice sheets signed by their parents so I can be sure they are putting in eno...
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    英语幽默故事140. Whose Son Is the Greatest
    .Qtu228 { display:none; }   140. Whose Son Is the Greatest     The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. "My son is a monsignor," said the first proud woman. "When he enters a room, peopl...
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    英语幽默故事14. A Clever dog
    .Iho441 { display:none; } ,英语学习网站  14. A Clever dog     A dog owner claimed that his pet, when given money, would go to the news stall to buy a paper. His friend insisted on a demonstration and handed the dog so...
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    英语幽默故事139. Quick Service
    .Yzo291 { display:none; } 139. Quick Service     A man took a pair of shoes to a shoe repair shop and said to the shoemaker, "I'd like you to repair these shoes for me, please." 内容来自www. ,英语学习网站.com     "Ce...
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    英语幽默故事138.A Holiday from School
    .Ekn591 { display:none; }    138.A Holiday from School     Tommy hated school and was always looking for excuses not to go.     If he sneezed, he asked his mother to write a note saying he had a cold. 内容来自...