• 05-112015
    看幽默轻轻松松学英语
    .Vez228 { display:none; }    A Branch Office的幽默故事带您轻轻松松学英语:     A man was standing at a corner, with a hat in each hand, waiting for handouts. A passer-by stopped and dropped a coin in one hat, then asked,...
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    英语幽默故事136. Bring Me a Glass of Milk
    .Bvw284 { display:none; }  136. Bring Me a Glass of Milk     At 2 a. m, Mrs. Culkin was convinced that she had heard a prowler in the living, room. "Tiptoe down-stairs," she told her husband. "Don' t turn on the ligh...
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    英语幽默故事135. Hunting Skills
    .Zxf918 { display:none; }    135. Hunting Skills     Two Russian hunters meet. "I shot a gigantic bear yesterday," says Ivan. "Look at the hide!" 内容来自www. .com     "How do you find such huge bears?" Sergei asks....
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    英语幽默故事134. The Nice Wedding Gift
    .Hyz769 { display:none; }  134. The Nice Wedding Gift     We attended the wedding of an acquaintance's son. Because we did not know the young man or his bride, we decided to send them a practical household gift, a fire...
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    英语幽默故事133.A Thank-you Note
    .Wse771 { display:none; }  133.A Thank-you Note     Once I received a thank-you note from a friend whom I had helped. In the envelope were five lottery tickets that had been scratched, revealing the numbers. "Thank you v...
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    英语幽默故事132.The Use of a Handsaw
    .Bsp116 { display:none; } ,英语书面语  132.The Use of a Handsaw     At the mall, my wife and I picked up some hardware items, including a handsaw. We were heading back to the car when we passed a steakhouse. 内容来自www...
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    英语幽默故事131.Ways to Report Death
    .Bcu556 { display:none; }   131.Ways to Report Death     Two brothers, Herbert and James, lived with their mother and a cat named Edgar. James was particularly attached to the cat, and when he had to leave town for sev...
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    英文小故事幽默集之Wedding or Not
    .Red216 { display:none; }   Wedding or Not的英文小故事:     Uncle Frank, at 79, was a healthy and wealthy man, a lifelong bachelor. He courted a lot, he said, but "never boiled over-just simmered." On a whim, he decided...
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    英语幽默故事13. A Pleasant Surprise
    .Rtp130 { display:none; }    13. A Pleasant Surprise     A friend of mine had been wanting new kitchen cabinets for a long time, but her husband insisted they were an extravagance. She went to visit her mother for two...
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    英语幽默故事129. An Ad
    .Slr556 { display:none; }   129. An Ad     After a beautiful purebred puppy wandered onto our back porch and made himself at home, my husband composed an ad for the "Lost and found" column of the local newspaper. It r...
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    英语幽默故事128.I Want Her to go Nuts
    .Hko560 { display:none; }    128.I Want Her to go Nuts     Mrs. Flinders decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets and a ruby penda...
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    英语幽默故事127. Easy or Not
    .Lts235 { display:none; }   127. Easy or Not     Pulling alongside our drive-up bank window, a woman was not happy with her position. So she backed up and pulled closer. Still not satisfied, she backed away and tried a...
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    英语幽默故事126.An Excellent Scheme
    .Img455 { display:none; }   126.An Excellent Scheme     After 20 years as a pilot, I became an airport manger and soon found the stress was getting to me. I needed a release and wanted to buy a motorcycle, but my fam...
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    英语幽默故事125. Maternal Instinct 
    .Obh496 { display:none; } 125. Maternal Instinct     As a new father, I quickly learned the true meaning of maternal instinct. Late one night, I was summoned to the hospital to attend to one of my patients. I quietly go...
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    英语幽默故事124. Excellent Skills
    .Jab228 { display:none; }  124. Excellent Skills     After friends of mine landed at busy Newwark Airport, they were unable to attract the attention of any porters to help with their luggage. In desperation, the husband t...
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    英语幽默故事123.Its Kind of Fitting
    .Eeb250 { display:none; }     123.Its Kind of Fitting     As a freshman at the University of Dayton in Ohio, I was eager to make a good impression on my new roommate. When I arrived at our dorm room, I found her p...
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    英语幽默故事122.What Color
    .Joj456 { display:none; }  122.What Color     An impoverished graduate student at Clemson University in South Carolina, I was excited when my father informed me that he had bought me a car. Hardly able to contain my enth...
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    英语幽默故事121. A Speeding Motorist
    .Iih111 { display:none; }    121. A Speeding Motorist     A highway patrol officer stopped a speeding motorist. "Don't you know what the blinking lights and siren mean?" he demanded. 内容来自www. .com     "Yes, sir," ...
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    英语幽默故事120.Three Men in a Boat
    .Ozf569 { display:none; }  120.Three Men in a Boat     Three men were sitting on a park bench. The one in the middle was reading a newspaper; the others were pretending to fish. They baited imaginary hooks, cast lines ...
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    英语幽默故事12. Youre Not Going to Make it
    .Kjt758 { display:none; }  12,英语学习网站. Youre Not Going to Make it     Gravely ill, a man went to the doctor with his wife. After the examination the physician motioned for the wife to meet him in the hallway. ...