• 08-252014
    英语趣味短语 你有“幻想症 Walter Mitty”吗?
    Walter Mitty 【英文解释】person who lives in their own dream-world 【中文解释】平凡,经常沉溺于幻想中的人;有幻想症的人 【短语来源】'The Secret Life of Walter Mitty' is a story by the American humorist James Thurber(1894-1961) which first appeared in the New Yor...
  • 08-222014
    英语幽默笑话:A Man of Actions 一个言出必行的人
    A Man of Actions A crowd of student was gathered on the campus of Oxford University. “You can have no doubt,” shouted a young man excitedly, “that if the Dean does not take back what he said to me this morning, I’ll leave Oxford this very evening!”...
  • 08-212014
    英语趣闻:泡泡温泉幽默段子
    A:Tom,look at your shoes.How dirty they are! You must clear hem.   汤姆,看看你的鞋子,多脏呀,你必须洗一洗了。 B:Oh.Mother,but I cleaned them only yesterday.   噢,妈妈,可我昨天才洗过的。 A:But they are dirty now.You must clean them again.   可现在它...
  • 08-202014
    来自线话英语“Q&A”的趣味英语
    Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小。但除此之外呢,那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤,而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。这个答案很有意思吧?...
  • 08-182014
    线话英语归纳出关于black的习语和表达方式
    black tie 黑色领结 very formal dressing for fancy formal party. 相关词语还有evening gown 晚礼服。 black belt 黑带 expert especially in martial art. in the black 赢利 It means someone is doing well in business/businesses that are financially solvent. 例如He move...
  • 08-182014
    【英语趣闻】美国人最喜欢的幽默段子
    1、I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best. 我的品味最简单了,我总是对最好的感到满意 注:前一句好像在说自己对品味要求不高 2、If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes.” 如果你爱某人,就给他...
  • 08-122014
    【英语趣闻】英文歌曲名称的奇葩翻译(双语)
    爱尔兰摇滚乐队The Cranberries的名曲Dying In the Sun:晒死/见光死 英国摇滚乐队The smiths的名字被翻译成: 斯密斯夫妇 也是很有名的英国摇滚乐队placebo有一首歌Sleeping With The Ghosts,翻译成:鬼压床 酷玩乐队Coldplay 的 A rush of blood to the head:翻译成"脑溢血" ...
  • 08-042014
    英语趣闻:难兄难弟 The Two Men
      A party of visitors were being shown round a lunatic asylum.They came across one individual in the grounds,with wild eyes,dishevelled hair,feverishly endeavouring to catchflies and keep them in his pocket. 一群游客被领着参观一所疯人院。在院子里他们遇见...
  • 06-242014
    中国空姐与老外的搞笑对话
    老外问: What is this? 空姐答: Cake China ( 馒头 ) 老外问: What is this? 空姐答: Pizza China ( 馅饼 ) 老外问: What is this? 空姐答: Salad China ( 黄瓜 ) 这时空姐放了一个屁 老外又问: What is this? 空姐妙答: Air China ( 中...
  • 06-172014
    英语趣闻:悟道(双语)
    Two men kicked one day, one person said, 3x8 = 24, one person said, 3x8 = 21. 有两个人大吵一天,一人说3x8=24,一人说3x8=21。 Reported to the county government fight no less. 相争不下告到县衙。 The magistrate, after hearing that twenty-four of the thirty-eigh...
  • 06-172014
    英语趣闻:周立波谈人民币(双语)
    Zhou Tan RMB: $ 100 - which is not the people, the people there will be no fifty yuan, twenty yuan which is not the people, the people there is no ten yuan, five yuan which is not the people, a dollar there is no people, and there are only two people of fifty c...
  • 06-092014
    女生宿舍男生禁止进入
    The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students and vice versa. 女生宿舍将全面禁止男生进入,男生宿舍也同样不得女生光临。 "Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking ...
  • 06-092014
    跟老婆吵架 Quarrel with his wife
    A man sat at a bar, had the saddest hangdog expression. 一个男人坐在酒吧里,伤心至极。 Bartender: "What's the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife?" 酒吧招待:"你怎么了?跟老婆闹矛盾了?" The man: "We had a fight, and she...
  • 06-062014
    奇葩极品前任(双语)
    We've all got a crazy ex, and sharing stories about how insane they were is one of life's great joys. 每个人都遇到过极品前任,将那些他们如何极品的故事与他人分享,这也是人生的一大乐趣。 We've compiled the worst of the worst be...
  • 06-032014
    英语趣闻:吃蛋糕
    "Tom, what's the matter with your brother?" asked the mother in the kitchen. "He's crying." "汤姆,你弟弟怎么了?" 妈妈在厨房里问。"他在哭。" "Oh, nothing, Mum," replied Tom. "I'm eating my cake. He is crying because I won't give...
  • 06-032014
    英语趣闻:Two Birds 两只鸟
    Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? 老师: 这儿有两只鸟,一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子,哪只是麻雀吗? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. 学生...
  • 05-292014
    Chief is at the wedding 长官在婚礼上
    A police stopped a motorist who was speeding on the street. 大街上的一个超速驾驶者被警察拦住了。 "But officer," the man said, "I can explain." “但是警官”这个人说道,“我可以解释的”。 "Just be quiet," snapped the officer."I'm going ...
  • 05-292014
    The Same Action Yields the Same Result相同的投资相同的结果
    A couple of hunters chartered a small plane to fly them to a forest, and made an appointment with the pilot to come back and fetch them in about two weeks. 有两个猎人包机前往一座森林,到了以后,他们和飞行员约定好两周后来接。 At th...
  • 05-282014
    那些关于爱的浪漫解析
    那些有关于的爱的句子,从古至今都是人们所钟爱的,今天的用英语阅读,我们就一起来阅读那些,有关爱的句子 "A purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love whoever is around to be loved." “无论由谁掌控,人生的目的都是爱身边所爱...
  • 05-232014
    英语趣闻:Who Is the Laziest 谁最懒
    Father: Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class? 父亲:哎,汤姆,今天我跟你们老师谈过,现在我想问你个问题。你们班上谁最懒? Tom: I don't know, father. 汤姆:我不知道,爸爸。 F...