• 05-052014
    英语趣闻:女人的智慧
    On the main hall, under the kitchen, in the bedroom. 上得厅堂,下得厨房,入得闺房。 Is a simple word, in fact, great knowledge!​ 看是简单的一句话,其实学问很大! On the main hall: not only is looks bright, but people doing things, treat peopl...
  • 05-052014
    英语趣闻:爱与喜欢
    Someone asked God, what's the difference between love and like?​ 有人问上帝,喜欢与爱有什么区别? He pointed to a child, I saw him standing at anthesis, is the beauty of the flower drunk,not by hand to take off.​ 上帝指了指一个孩子,只见他站在花...
  • 05-042014
    女生第一次约会穿什么(英语趣闻)
    Today Xiaobian for everyone finishing some of the girls dressing for a first datequestion. 小编今天为大家整理一些关于女生第一次约会着装的问题。 The first date is very tense, which is in the affirmative. You will have a lot of questions:where...
  • 04-302014
    初见 追求 热恋 情淡 被甩 英语趣闻(双语笑话)
    First time, she fell down, "are you okay, with need not go to a hospital?" 初见的时候,她摔了个跟头,“你没事吧,用不用去医院?” The pursuit of the time, she fell down, "the pain? Fall upon you the pain in my heart!" 追求的时候,她摔了个跟头,...
  • 04-292014
    笨蛋佳才的故事(双语笑话)
    Once upon a time there was a master received a discipie called goodwill. 从前有一个师傅收了一个徒弟叫佳才。 One day, the master of the house is burning, suddenly see the master of a person, a look at the original i...
  • 04-292014
    因为爱情(双语笑话)
    In ancient times there is a small country, because of the war frequently leads toTreasury not supported. 古时有一小国,因战事频频导致国库不支。 The emperor hurriedly called a minister, life will be their possessions confi...
  • 04-242014
    The secret of longevity 长寿秘诀
    A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch 一位女士走向坐在门廊的椅子上摇动的小老头。 "Find me inadvertently, how happy you are," she said. "What is the secret to yourhappiness and longevity?" “我无意中发现,...
  • 04-242014
    Pig or Witch 猪还是女巫
    A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road, a woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of his window and shouted: "pig!!" 一个男人在一条陡峭狭窄的山路上驾车,一个女人相向驾...
  • 04-232014
    Two Lines In Heaven 天堂的两条线
    Everyone in the world is the heaven: 世上的每一个人都上了天堂 神说 : "Men should be divided into two teams, one is to control the worldman woman, " 要男人分成两队 , 一是在世上控制女人的男人 , Another is the woman to man 另一是被女人鞭打的男人 . The other woman a...
  • 04-232014
    Talking clock 会说话的钟
    A student with his new apartment to friends, is very proud of. "The big gong and hammer dry what is used?" One of his friends asked him. 一个学生带他朋友们参观他的新公寓,甚是得意。“那个大铜锣和锤子是干什么用的?”他的一个朋友问他。 ...
  • 04-232014
    The Mean Man's Party 吝啬鬼的聚会
    A gain extreme notoriety cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his family said: "you go up to the five floor, ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your ...
  • 04-232014
    Blind Date 相亲
    Stay for one night and blind date, the man couldn't. He had arranged to have a friendcall him, so he would have an excuse to leave. When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression, said: "I have...
  • 04-222014
    St Peter's question 圣彼德的问题
    There are three people dead, which is a doctor, an accountant and a lawyer. They came in front of St peter. And Szentpeter said to them, if they want to go to heaven,they have to answer one question. Szentpeter looked at the ...
  • 04-222014
    Reached Shore Fast 快速靠岸
    Fish in the Lake Huron, one of my friends drove with his boat home. His car broke down. He did not take the mobile phone, however, he thought, maybe he can pass through the maritime radio to call for roadside assistance. So, he ...
  • 04-222014
    猫和老鼠(英语翻译)
    Cat and Mice 猫和老鼠 Mrs Brown went to visit a friend, she took a top small box with holes punched. "What's in the box?" Asked the friend. "A cat," answered Mrs. Brown said, "you know I'mdreaming about m...
  • 04-222014
    歌德的容忍
    Goethe's Tolerance 歌德的容忍 Once, Gerd is in Weimar on a narrow path in a park for a walk on the. It happened that he met with a critic who was hostile to him. Two of them stopped, staring at each o...
  • 04-182014
    St Peter's question 圣彼德的问题
    There are three people dead, which is a doctor, an accountant and a lawyer. They came in front of St peter. And Szentpeter said to them, if they want to go to heaven,they have to answer one question. Szentpeter looked at the ...
  • 04-172014
    爸爸去哪儿了?(英语翻译)
    Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings. 兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。 "Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!" “看,”哥哥说,“这些画多漂亮呀!” "Yes," said the younger, ...
  • 04-162014
    仅一粒米大的最小寿司--日本一家餐馆
    Minimum sushi in Tokyo to a restaurant called Nohachi new caused a great sensation,chef Yamamoto Yusuke Chi Ye (Hironori Ikeno) with only a grain of rice can produce amini sushi. 日本东京一家名为Nohachi的餐馆新推出的最小寿司...
  • 04-152014
    从“WC”学到的英语知识
    注意:老外面前文雅点 别再把厕所叫做WC 你知道W.C。(厕所)是怎么来的吗?很早以前,厕所Toilet里都有水箱water closet, 人们一提到water closet就想到了toilet,因此water closet就成了toilet的代名词。后来为了方便,人们就用water closet的开头字母W.C。来代替toilet。如...