• 05-232014
    Where Am I 我在哪儿
    An Englishman lost his way while he was driving in the countryside. 一个英国人在乡下开车时迷了路。 He saw a farmer working in the field nearby. 他看见一个农民正在附近的地里干活。 So he went nearer in his car and asked the farmer, "Excuse me, can you tell m...
  • 05-212014
    英语趣闻:The Revenge 欺骗的代价
    Old Farmer Johnson was dying. 老农约翰逊就要死了。 The family was standing around his bed. 他的家人都站在床边。 With a low voice he said to his wife: "When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer Jones." 他声音低沉地对妻子说:“我死后,我想你嫁给农夫琼斯。”...
  • 05-212014
    英语趣闻:Goldfish金鱼
    Stan: I won 92 goldfish. 斯丹:我赢了 92 条金鱼。 Fred: Where are you going to keep them? 弗雷德:你想在哪儿养它们? Stan: In the bathroom 。 斯丹:浴室。 Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath? 弗雷德:但是你想洗澡时怎么办? Stan: Bli...
  • 05-192014
    英语趣闻:能让我们的老师回去吗?
    Can we have our teacher back? 能让我们的老师回去吗? Once a superintendent of schools was visiting a three-room school. 有一次,一位督学去视察一个只有三间教室的学校。 One room was very noisy, so the man grabbed a tall boy who had been standing up talking. H...
  • 05-192014
    英语趣闻:昂贵的代价
    Expensive Price 昂贵的代价 Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth. 牙科医生:对不起,夫人,为给您的儿子拔牙,我得收二十五美元。 Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five d...
  • 05-162014
    英语趣闻:父亲在哪儿?
    Where is the father? 爸爸在哪儿? Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings. 兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。 "Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!" “看,”哥哥说,“这些...
  • 05-162014
    英语趣闻:奇葩搞笑的的中式翻译
      1. In case of emergency… 遇见紧急情况时……   hand grenade 通常用作“手榴弹”的意思。   正确说法:Fire extinguisher。   2. You know, one of those time sex things…这种一次“性”的东西,你懂得……   正确说法:Disposable items。   3. Freshly caught,...
  • 05-152014
    英语趣闻:可怜的丈夫
    "You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend. "She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong. “你根本无法想象和我妻子...
  • 05-152014
    英语趣闻:我没有睡着
    When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!" 当一群妇女上车之后,车上的座位全都被占满了。售票...
  • 05-142014
    英语趣闻:站在奢侈品顶端的茶叶蛋
    转播到腾讯微博 近日,台湾省一档电视节目播出后引发热议。受访民众坦言瞧不起大陆同胞,并讽刺大陆同胞吃不起茶叶蛋。随后,网民纷纷奋勇还击,晒出自己吃茶叶蛋的炫富照加以调侃,根本停不下来……你知道茶叶蛋的英语怎么说吗?炫富的同时别忘了学习新词哦。 茶叶蛋:tea ...
  • 05-132014
    英语趣闻:面对面相拥而眠最幸福
      Around 42% of couples sleep back to back while just 4% face each other. Couples who sleep face to face while touching were the happiest。   接近42%的情侣睡觉时背对背,而只有4%的情侣们面对面睡觉。睡觉时面对面并有一定身体接触的情侣是最幸福的。   Are you so...
  • 05-132014
    英语趣闻:流行时尚的简约穿搭风
    一说起“时尚”,很多人都会想到各种特立独行的穿搭造型,可能还有常人无法照搬的妆容。不过,今年的时尚界似乎开始走平民路线。最近席卷时尚网站的normcore成为今年时尚新风。 The term "normcore" has been sweeping the Internet recently, giving a name t...
  • 05-122014
    英语趣闻:新三国“经典台词”英文版
    最近网络上对于新三国电视剧中所出现的一些“经典台词”进行了汇总,在这里汇总了一些,并进行了翻译,让大家从英语方面知道这些台词。 1.刘备:“袁绍是个扶不起的阿斗。” Liu Bei said: Yuan Shao is like "A-Dor" who never deserves a pull。 2.张飞:“吕布,你竟失身于贼!” ...
  • 05-092014
    英语趣闻:没有女朋友因为“好人综合症”?
    不少女孩子身边都会有一个随叫随到的男性好朋友,失恋的时候、没钱吃饭的时候、逛街没人帮着拎东西的时候,这位男性好友就会派上用场。可他从来都不会成为这个女孩子的恋爱对象,只是因为他对她太好了。 Nice guy syndrome basically describes a guy who will listen to his femal...
  • 05-092014
    英语趣闻:神经病的故事
    A guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbors pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is dead and the guy panics. He thinks the neighbors are going to hate him forever, so he takes the dirty, chewed up rabbit into the house and gives it a ba...
  • 05-092014
    no zuo no die 英语对联
    朗朗上口的两幅对联。 ㈠ 上联:no zuo no die why you try 下联:no try no high give me five 横批: let it go。 ㈡ 上联:no zuo no die why you cry 下联:you try you die don't ask why 横批: just do it。
  • 05-082014
    不作死就不会死 no zuo no die
    小编经调查发现,近日流行的“no zuo no die(不作死就不会死)”被录入美国在线俚语词典Urban Dictionary(城市词典)友情提醒一下,现在的出题老师都“很潮”,大家要及时更新单词库,以免挂科啊!   中式英语进化 拼音混搭英文   近日,不少网友发现,刷微博时每天都会“偶遇...
  • 05-072014
    英语趣闻:现在的年轻人都叫夜猫子
            More than nine out of 10 young people expose themselves to the blue light from smartphones and tablets, before bed, causing problems with sleep。 90%的年轻人睡前都有玩智能手机或平板电脑的习惯,这其实会影响你的睡眠哦。 A new survey also shows m...
  • 05-062014
    英语趣闻:辣妹维多利亚-贝克汉姆的人生箴言
    Victoria Beckham in a precious, sincere Skype fans ask open heart crazy self doubtmoment problem and the mother difficult problem. Victoria Beckham在一次珍贵的、真诚的Skype粉丝问答中敞开心扉回应疯狂的自我怀疑时刻的问题和做母亲的难处的问题。 ...
  • 05-062014
    英语趣闻:卷福自黑不性感 粉丝力挺男神(双语)
    Benedict Conboy Baki doesn't love be as sexy idol. The "Sherlock" stars even think that is a Sexy Idol to his only feeling is "weird, shocked, and cruel". 本尼迪克特-康伯巴奇不喜欢被当作性感偶像。这个“夏洛克”明星甚至认为被当做性感...